I did *not* text my boss and try to get out of a shift. Whoever heard of doing that these days?
I did *not* step on it just so I wouldn’t get passed in the left lane because I just love it when people don’t give you the opportunity to get over and go crazy mad if you don’t change lanes IMMEDIATELY.
I did *not* go 100 texts over on my parents and my family plan. Because I am one to actually hold a conversation with people. Why do people text anyway?
I did *not* pack my lunch for today, dinner for tonight, prepare my coffee for tomorrow, and pack my lunch for tomorrow all by 1:00 p.m. today. Because I am not a planner or overachiever and I just like to fly by the seat of my pants.
I did *not* help my dad get the Christmas tree down off the top of the garage using a rake to push it and slide it, neither did I whine and complain that my neck was hurting when he was the one who has chronic pain and the 150 lb tree was falling directly on top of him.
I did *not* spend 3 hours choosing, saving, and trying to position pictures on a page to print for the Christmas presents I am working on. Because of course I am NOT a perfectionist and I don’t waste time on such things.
I did *not* refuse to help my mom decorate her Christmas tree (the one that I didn’t help get down). Because I love being nostalgic and Christmasy and would never refuse to spend time with my dear mother who lives 200 miles away.